"Jace, has anyone ever called you a dumb blonde?" Jace: Not twice. (LOL-favourite!)
"Magnus: In all your years of living, who’s the best lover you’ve had?" [Magnus:] Alec says I can’t answer that.
"Jem, if there was a cure but it involved never seeing Tessa or Will again, would you take it?" [Jem:] No….
"Chairman Meow, can you ever unsee the things you’ve seen in Magnus’s apartment?" Chairman Meow: *cries*
"Izzy, have you been with exclusively guys or are you and Aline a possibility?:" Izzy: I’m openminded but Aline annoys me.
"Magnus and Alec: Describe your dream date." Magnus: Okay, first you need an active volcano-” Alec: “Oh, shut up.”
"Simon: Are you happier with yourself as a vamp or when [you] were a human? More confident?" Simon: Human was better.
"Will, on what occassion, if any, would you NOT lie?" [Will:] I wouldn’t lie to Cecily.
"Simon, after your rat experience, will you ever drink another potion?" Simon: I can only drink blood.
"Magnus, you’ve been a fashion junkie for centuries. What’s your favorite fashion time period?" [Magnus:] 17th century.
"Jem: What’s the nicest things Will has ever said to you?" [Jem:] “I have failed my family before, James, I would not fail you.”
"Jem: When did you learn how to play the violin and how much do you play/like to play?" Jem: My father played the violin, and all the time.
"Magnus: You’ve seen and done a lot. Any regrets?" Magnus: Oh, boatloads. But why dwell….
"Will if you could go anywhere in the world where would you go? Will: Straight to hell.
"Magnus: are you strictly men now, or do I stand a chance?’ [Magnus:] Have always, will always be bi; but — I’m with Alec.
"Jem - if you don’t find a cure, what is one thing you would for sure want to do?" [Jem:] Fall in love.
"Will, do you regret saying what you did to Tessa at the end of CA?" Will: No. It was necessary.
"Will, can you tell me a little more about demon pox?" Will: No one ever believes me about it. They’ll see…
"To Magnus: Can I borrow your rainbow leather trousers?" Magnus: Surely. I never wear anything twice.
"Henry: What would you say if I told you that in the future people invent a way to FLY?" Henry: I WAS WORKING ON THAT.
"Meliorn, did you have feelings for Isabelle, or is that impossible?" Meliorn: I cannot be bothered to answer human questions.
"Jem: Do you know if Will keeps any secrets from you? Or does he tell you everything?" Jem: I am sure he keeps secrets.
"Jace: Do you think Jocelyn will accept your love for Clary?" Jace: Over time…a really long time… I think so.
"Will, WHY did you kiss Tessa?" Will: Sometimes we do things we know are a bad idea because we want to do them so badly.
"Jem: How are you still such a gentleman after all these years with Will?" Jem: Well he doesn’t seem very happy does he?
"Tessa, do you regret your first kiss?" Tess: Sometimes.
"Will: What was your first impression of Tessa?" Will: She hit me. With a pitcher.